you've been placed. (Full log.)
04/26/25 - (34) attempt to break glass door.
04/26/25 - (33) sweet talk the lock into opening.
04/26/25 - (32) check pockets for goodies and lint.
04/26/25 - (31) select the lock.
04/26/25 - (30) pick nose.
04/26/25 - (29) pick hair with lock of lock.
04/26/25 - (28) pick lock with lock of hair.
04/26/25 - (27) examine seam between glass door and wall, where it slides in.
04/26/25 - (26) maybe there will be a key at the opposite end of the hallway?
04/26/25 - (25) look for a latch.
04/26/25 - (24) pick up shield.
04/26/25 - (23) head that way from a different angle? walk backwards.
04/26/25 - (22) ask about orientation.
04/26/25 - (21) head right.
04/26/25 - (20) go anterior.
04/26/25 - (19) ask for directions to orientation.
04/26/25 - (18) segue theft gesture into shoulder pat, then segue shoulder pat into secular high five.
04/26/25 - (17) steal badge and run.
04/26/25 - (16) examine employee’s badge.
04/26/25 - (15) enter other door.
04/26/25 - (14) remember keyreg administration.
04/26/25 - (13) head in for your meeting.
04/26/25 - (12) scrap some pennants for a tie.
04/26/25 - (11) doublecheck your current outfit. make sure you’re dressed to impress, or at least to kill.
04/26/25 - (10) borrow shield from wall in case the interview gets hairy.
04/26/25 - (9) neigh like a horse and shit on the weapon stand.
04/26/25 - (8) enter.
04/26/25 - (7) approach tower.
04/26/25 - (6) observe the streetlights.
04/26/25 - (5) procrastinate further by introducing yourself.
04/26/25 - (4) ogle structure behind you.
04/26/25 - (3) look behind you.
04/26/25 - (2) look over the railing.
04/26/25 - (1) you've been placed.