JAME: SO YOU'RE LIKE, MAGIC
MAJE: YES YES. :)
JAME: THAT'S COOL
MAJE: YOU'RE SO PASSIVE!
MAJE: ALL YOU DO IS REACT.
MAJE: AND NOT EVEN IN INTERESTING WAYS. :/
JAME: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PROMISED ME AN INTERESTING SHIFT
JAME: DO YOU SUGGEST WE PLAY A PARTY GAME? I SPY?
MAJE: I SPY WITH *MY* BIG BEAUTIFUL EYES A HUGE STICK IN THE MUD!
MAJE: TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE. LET'S HAVE A CONVERSATION.
JAME: LIKE WHAT...
MAJE: MOVIES.
JAME: I DON'T REALLY WATCH MOVIES...
MAJE: DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES?
JAME: I WATCH GHOST HUNTER SHOWS SOMETIMES
JAME: THOUGH IT'S MOSTLY PUBLIC ACCESS
JAME: I DON'T HAVE CABLE
MAJE: DISGUSTING! HORRIFYING!
MAJE: THOSE PROGRAMS ARE HIGHLY EXPLOITATIVE.
JAME: IT'S LIKE WRESTLING
JAME: IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S REAL
MAJE: AND WHAT IS THE APPEAL OF WRESTLING?
JAME: I
JAME: DON'T KNOW
JAME: NOT THE POINT
JAME: THE POINT IS THAT IT CAN BE FUN TO WATCH A BUNCH OF GUYS WANDER AN EMPTY HOUSE WITH NIGHT VISION CAMERAS
MAJE: AND THEN RETURN A SPIRIT TO CONCEPTION!
MAJE: WITH NO FORM, NO SOUND, NO SMELL, ONLY SIGHT TO GUIDE THEM BACK TO THE MATMOS!!
JAME: THE MATMOS?
MAJE: A POWERFUL OOZE THAT GIVES SHAPE TO ALL GHOSTS!
MAJE: THOUGH NUCLEAR WASTE EXHIBITS MOST OF THE SAME QUALITIES, EXCEPT THAT IT'S DANGEROUS FOR FOOLISH HUMANS LIKE YOU.
JAME: WAIT REWIND.
JAME: YOU'RE SAYING THAT WHEN GHOSTS GET KILLED THEY CAN ONLY USE THEIR EYES TO TRAVEL, AND NEED TO RETURN TO A SPECIFIC PLACE IN ORDER TO REGAIN THEIR SHAPE.
JAME: IS THAT RIGHT?
MAJE: YES YES.
JAME: ARE THERE ALSO SPECIAL ORBS HUMANS CAN EAT TO KILL GHOSTS EASIER?
MAJE: NO NO.
MAJE: GHOSTS CAN EAT THEM TOO.
JAME: I HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT GHOSTS
MAJE: YOU DO! SINCE WE ARE A GHOST.
JAME: WE?
MAJE: YES YES. DO YOU DO ANYTHING BUT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS?
JAME: APPARENTLY I WATCH OFFENSIVE TV, TOO.
MAJE: AND I FORGIVE YOU.
JAME: THANK YOU.