MAJE: I WAS NEVER HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
JAME: HUH
MAJE: YOU GAVE ME YOUR HEAD, REMEMBER DUMDUM?
MAJE: I LIVE THERE NOW. I'M ONLY APPEARING TO YOU BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU MORE FUN TO TALK TO! :)
JAME: WHY DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN MY HEAD?
JAME: WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN I KICK THE BUCKET?
MAJE: THEN I FIND A NEW HOME!
MAJE: I PICKED YOUR HEAD BECAUSE YOU SEEM THE MOST LIKELY TO LIVE.
MAJE: I DON'T LIKE MOVING.
JAME: YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK 'EM
JAME: OUT OF EVERYONE WHO WORKS HERE I'M DEFINITELY THE MOST LIKELY TO DIE ALONE IN MY APARTMENT
MAJE: NOT ANYMORE! NOW YOU HAVE ME.
MAJE: OH THANK YOU YES I AM.
JAME: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
MAJE: BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT. YOU WERE THINKING "WOW THIS MAJE CHARACTER IS SO CUTE DESPITE HER FREAKY ATTITUDE, I'M GOING TO HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN WITH HER FOREVER"!
JAME: YOU EMBELISHED A BIT THERE
MAJE: YES BUT ONLY WITH TRUTH. I AM A TRUTHSAYER.
JAME: I SEE
JAME: YOU SAID I WAS TALKING TO GHOSTS EARLIER
JAME: DOES THAT MAKE YOU A GHOST?
MAJE: PERCEPTIVE!! YES YES.
MAJE: I AM A SPIRIT OF THE DARK! EMBODIMENT OF IGNORANT HUMAN FEAR AND IMAGINATION!!