|- garish-gunplay [GG] opened a chat with galvanic-botanist [GB] -|
GG: pick up.
GB: heyyyyy girl
GB: goil
GB: gurl?
GG: just Girl is fine.
GB: where do you think that came from anyway
GG: what?
GB: 'gurl'
GB: why did people start spelling it that way
GB: my bets on typo
GG: it would surprise Me to discover that slang predating recorded history would have such a simple origin.
GB: checking the world wide web now
GB: lets fuckin see
GB: okay internets telling me its a slur thats lame
GB: gg why are people so lame
GG: in the absence of hard fact, lower minds will substitute truth for spectacle.
GG: 'shocking' gets clicks.
GB: i dunno i think its pretty fuckin spectacular picturing somebody fatfingering 'girl' and inventing a whole ass new kinda word
GB: like they wake up in the morning and boom, brand new splinter off the girl tree with the full nine semantic yards
GB: id kill to shake the hand of that guy what a legend
GG: such passion for etymology.
GG: you should consider signing up for a class.
GG: now answer giz.
GB: cant we just hang
GB: whens the last time we just
GB: jammed or whatever
GB: streamed some good old golden era tv
GB: i know your ass hasnt started better call saul
GG: youre avoiding him.
GB: ok yea im avoiding him but seriously when are you getting to callysauly
GG: I'm already on season 2.
GB: daaaaaaamn didn't think you had it in you
GG: I don't see why you said chuck was so insufferable.
GG: he's the only one who doesn't give Me a headache.
GB: what the h e doublehockeysticks
GB: gurl show your work
GG: it's painfully clear to Me that chuck is faking whatever he's going through in order to manipulate his brother and former coworkers.
GB: what
GG: that's all you get.
GG: if you're so thirsty for My hot takes, you'll message Me after you've gotten back to giz.
GG: am I clear?
GB: ugh fine
GB: aye aye ma'am
GG: good girl.
|- garish-gunplay [GG] closed the chat. -|