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Speaking of botany, your MSSENDR handle is galvanic-botanist, a handle which does absolutely nothing to convey the level of radiculous [not a typo] absolute jamming you get up to with your friends online. Figuratively, anyway. Out of everyone in your circle, you’re the only one who knows the joy of SHREDDING SICK LICKS on your CHERRIEST OF AXES.

What’s that? You missed some messages while you were jamming. You guess you should respond, but you’re really not in the mood to talk to GM right now... Better check up on some other chums first.