YOU: What just happened
GUY: im not sure... i think you were about to attempt a full-force body check on me, which is kind of messed up.
GUY: but then you tripped and ate steel.
YOU: Aaaaactually I'm pretty sure I hit you?
YOU: But you're just SO STRONG that I bounced off of you like a racquetball
GUY: ...did you hit your head.