XANDER: i didnt lose it.
XANDER: i contacted the relevant authorities and turned it in to navy.
DEZ: You what??
XANDER: turned it into navy.
XANDER: i did preface this recount by mentioning youd be unlikely to get your hands on it.
DEZ: Xaaaaaan why would you do that??
XANDER: im not comfortable harboring an unauthorized foreign device.
XANDER: especially if i dont know what it does.
XANDER: anyone else would have done the same.
XANDER: anyone but you, i guess.
DEZ: Can you help me get it back at least?
DEZ: It *is* my birthday after all ^^"