+HB, call SS.>

You can't call SS, you're too busy being CHARMED DEFALCATOR.
You seem to have found yourself in a cafe. From looking at the place, you can tell it has loads of class and atmosphere. You would be in awe of the auditory atmosphere too, were it not for your ELVIS COSTUME, which makes you unable to hear any of it. That elephant in the corner has been giving you the creeps! You do your best not to fall victim to its gaze a second time.