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YOUR BOSS, ONE MR. JACK DAEDALUS, HAS HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THE COMMOTION COMING FROM THE FRONT OF THE STORE. SHAKING HIS FIST IN THE AIR, HE DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION THAT COULD PROVE SUFFICIENT REASON TO KEEP YOU EMPLOYED HERE.

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