There’s your closet/bathroom hybrid. It’s a bit awkward, but you guess it makes the most sense? As a joke, you started buying a ton of the same outfit and storing them all in here, thinking it would be a funny gag for anyone you invited. You never did invite anybody, but the outfits you store here happen to be your favorite.
Oh, and by the door. It’s your bag. Laying atop, your favorite scarf.